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I Am Afraid… August 2, 2008

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You say that you love rain,
but you open your umbrella when it rains…

You say that you love the sun,
but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines…


You say that you love the wind,
but you close your windows when wind blows…


This is why I am afraid;
You say that you love me too…

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Laugh – Today’s Laughter Dose… July 26, 2008

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When It Is Repeated

Assistant: Sir, You have paid me $10 less in my salary this month.

Manager: I know. But last month when I gave you $10 extra, you did not complain.

Assistant: True. But I can over-look mistake once but when it is repeated, I have to bring it to your notice :))

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She Came Here To See You

“Do you believe in life after death?” an employer asked his office assistant.

“Yes, Sir”, was the reply.

“Then everything is in order.  After you had gone to your grandmother’s funeral yesterday, She came here to see you”.

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My Son’s Letters

“My son’s letters always send me to the dictionary. It is difficult to undersstand the language the boys uses”, said one father.

“You are lucky”, said another, “My son’s letters always send me to the bank”.

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Any More Books By The Same Author

A woman to the library assistant: “I found a $100 note in this book. Have you any more books by same author?” 😀

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Except The Horn

Ramesh: How is the Second hand card you bought last month?

Mahadev: Everything makes sound, except the horn,

 

Story – A Loving Son & His Hasty Mother… July 10, 2008

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Vidha was a poor woman. She prepared and sold snakes. Alex was her only son. He loves his mother very deeply. Whenever Vidha was sick, Alex avoided school and nursed his mother. His love for his mother was so great that he could not live without her even for a day.

One day vidha gave alex ten bucks to buy a text book. Alex went to school as usual but did not return home in the evening. vidha was very much worried. When she was about to go in search of him, a close friend of alex came and her that alex did not attend the shcool. On hearing this vidha was surprised and upset. She went in search of alex but could not find him anywhere.

Alex returned home late in the night very much tired with a parcel in his hands. Vidha, who was already worrid, became very angry and impatient. Alex wanted to explain something to his mother. But vidha did not allow him to speak. She took a cane and beat alex severely. He was helpless. He fell on the ground, wept and wept till he was asleep.

Vidha could not sleep. She felt very sad for beating alex without mercy. She was hurt when she remembered that alex slept without taking food.

Next morning when vidha was doing worship, alex approached her quietly and said in a feeble voice : “mother, pardon me for not attending school. I know you are sick and youhave no money for treatment. You have spent all your saving on my education”.

Vidha listened with kindness and attention. Alex continued, ” My friend gave me an old text book. With the ten bucks you gave me, I bought balloons and sold them throughout the day in the beach. I earned twenty bucks and I bought medicines, bread and fruits for you. Kindly forgive me”. Vidha was shocked and surprised. With tears rolling down her cheeks, she embraced alex and said, “My dear alex, I behaved very rudely. I never understood your love for me. Through you are my son, you have to pardon me for my harsh and hasty behaviour.” Alex too was in tears. He was happy that his mother understood him and blessed him.

MORAL : Be patient to know the truth.

 

Laugh Time :) July 6, 2008

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Once More…

A person during a music performance sang a song. Audience shouted in one voice “Once More”. He sang the same song for the second time. Again “Once More”, the audience repeated. The musician with full of joy asked the audience, “I will sing once again but i want to know the reason for your asking the same song again and again”.

One person from the audience shouted “till you improve your singing, we will be asking you to sing the same song once more”. 🙂 🙂

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I am not beating my wife…

Wife – “Why do you go the the balcony when I sing? Don;t you like to hear my singing?”

Husband – “It is not that darling. I want the neighbours to know that i am not beating my wife.” :))

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Get Something Imported…

The surgeon was discussing a forthcoming operation with a wealthy patient. “Would you prefer a local anaesthetic?” he Inquired.

“I can afford the best”, replied the patient, “Get something imported” :))

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Whenever You Make Mistakes…

Editor – Do you wish to apply for a job of proof-reader?

Applicant – Yes, Sir.

Editor – Do you the the requirements of such a job?

Applicant – Yes sir, Whenever you make any mistakes, just blame them on me and i will keep quite.” :))

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Keep Smiling 🙂 Always 6 inch smile on face…